stop-chicken-nugget-abuse:

nevvzealand:

happy birthday someone

I like reblog going this becaUSE WHAT IF YOU SAW THIS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW COOL WOULD THAT BE

  • friend: says something that vaguely references song lyric
  • me: PERFORMS ENTIRE SONG
  • slomps:

    shoutout to those people who see you fuck up real bad and just laugh with you

    665

    1612th:

    english words that pitbull knows

    • party
    • miami

    fahbulus:

    sleep is for the people without internet access

    lordofthejohnlock:

    my celebrity crushes always start with “who the hell is this” and always turn into “that’s his right nostril I can tell”

    enemaroberts: