naotakunn:

i cant believe this. i cant fucking believe this. i meant to send this to my boyfriend but instead i sent it to my boss right after i told her i was quitting all i wanted to do was make an inappropriate cookie joke but no i got mixed up texting two people at once and literally sent a picture of a chocolate chip cookie captioned “ooh she thique” to the fifty year old suburban mother of two of whom i have nothing but a strictly professional relationship with. after knowing me for almost a year and a half as a hard working and respectable employee this is the last thing i will ever say to her i can never go back to that shop again all because of this god damn cookie blunder What have i Done

profiting:

"looking for a tumblr gf ;)"

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elevensleeps:

elevensleeps:

my mom says hey

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arctricmikeys:

can you imagine like dating a famous person but keeping your blog and carrying on as usual you could have so much fun you could like play a game where fans have to try and find your blog and you send them your celeb bf/gf’s autograph or like you could just be like a normal fan and get heaps of followers and everyone would love you bc youre like one of them i want to date a celebrity omg

skeletonhaver:


lanadelreiayanami:

skyyman:

M’lady

this is really terrifying

they’re growing. evolving.

slutframing:

we all have that one friend that whenever you walk by a stop sign they’re just like

endable:

people who dislike ellen degeneres make me so uncomfortable

poryqon:

poryqon:

write my tombstone in emojis

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damn it

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

floweranger:

do you ever see your face from a different angle and have a mental breakdown

howidiotic:

friend: fall out boy has stupidly long song titles

me:

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